With that much hot air, you certainly have the advantage.

As a team of relative newbies (the bosun boys, potties-o-port, landlubber losers, halfwit helmsmen, cat-o-nine clods) we're not quite ready to take on others until we get our cannons wet. it says in our Cannons for Dummies primer that 'clean guns are happy guns' but damned if they won't keep a shine. Those heavy iron balls have us a bit flummoxed, too.

Team Redscape will be ready for another match... eventually.

To potential challengers - this is a TEAM game with collusion. Glory goes to the fleet, not the individual captains.