Gentlemen:
It is with great honor that I wish to announce the capitulation of our enemies, the Powder Monkeys, for the second straight time, and the second consecutive Round for these Trident Cup Competitions. We have swept the oceans of these n'er-do-wells. The Rum Runners continue to rule the seas of American waters.
May our enemies continue to release their bowels at the mere sight of our sails! Onward, my stalwart lads, to even great glory!
<s> Johnny
"Bloody John"Captain
The Notorious Rum Runners....
Hate to burst your rum-induced bubble Johnny, but the record is Rum Runners 3 and Powder Monkeys 1. We'll see you on the main with broadsides ready next round.
