Yeah, this is pretty funny stuff. I have to add a few...

You know you're addicted to Blue Max when:

You keep an unopened first edition copy of the game "just in case".

You have copies of Blue Max in multiple languages.

You can't remember what you had for breakfast but can recite details of the first time you played/saw a Blue Max game 20+ years ago.

You take a copy of Blue Max with you when you travel to Costa Rica so you can play it with your wife's relatives....(sad, but true!)

Your dream is to one day have a patio made with big hexagonal tiles so you can play BM outside with your big model planes AND barbeque at the same time!