(Great thread on Slashdot, from which I stole that line ...)
...or wasn't wearing a special amulet to ward off the reaper.
I'm sure he would appreciate the humor. Anyone ever see that Reno 911 episode where they arrest a guy in full regalia, who put an axe to his friend's neck - priceless.
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